The other day Matt was complaining how tough it has become these days. So much so that some of us are even disowning our mistresses in Monaco and Milan. He longed for the boring days when business was so easy to come by and when the trees in the park would blossom with money. we only needed to go and pluck. So, to cheer him up we dug out this from craigslist:
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
British accent preferred.
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Compensation: $350 up front
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ailla seeking nemesis -send him to india. what with battling cops and traffic and bais, life is never boring
ailla! tyaala paaThavto Mumbai'la.
pathav ..anhi marathi manoos nahin ahe tar he might need to battle with the assorted thackerays as well
The Thackeray flavor of Xenophobia has always been rather selective, going after the south indians in 60s, the muslims in the 90s and north indians right now. For some inexplicable reason, I dont see them going after Americans just yet.
nice...can see the need for one, often people make the mistake of marrying it though..
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